|Wednesday, August 16, 2006|
|Panel 1: In
the Davies College quadrangle, the overly enthusiastic young woman who
originally welcomed Marie to the college is standing next to the grumpy
tour guide we met a couple of comics ago. He looks even grumpier today.
He's holding a clipboard. A number of people, including Marie, are
gathered around them in a circle.|
Enthusiastic Woman: Everybody? Hi, everybody! On behalf of the DEF, I want to welcome all the newbies to Davies!
Enthusiastic Woman: The DEF, or Donald Ezekiel Fund, is your entertainment committee! Don't ask why we're called a "fund," 'cause I don't know!
Enthusiastic Woman: I'm Wendy, and this is my co-chair, Rahim! I'll be helping you have fun-fun-fun this year, and Rahim will do the accounts and generally be boring! Hahahahaha!
Panel 4: Marie and the young man Barbara believes is Satan are standing side by side, both looking quite dismayed. Rahim buzzes past them.
Marie: I am going to kill that girl.
Possibly Satan: Not if I get to her first.
Rahim: Take a freaking number.
Alt-Text: No, there is no one like this on this year's LMF exec.