|To the vast amusement of several Junior Fellows, I was working on this comic in Photoshop during Thursday's Don speeches.|
|Monday, March 19, 2007|
|Panel 1: In
the Davies Junior Common Room, Frankie stands in front of the fireplace
and reads from the speech on the pdoium in front of her.|
Frankie: ..In short, if I become Don, I will be an effective liason between students and administration...and I promise to brush up on my Latin. Thank you.
Panel 2: The outgoing Don, Dana, briefly takes the podium as Frankie returns to her seat and Rahim makes his way to the front of the room.
Dana: We'll now hear from the other candidate, Rahim Khan. Rahim, you have five minutes.
Panel 3: Rahim stands at the podium.
Rahim: Colleagues: WYSIWYG. Cheers.
Panel 4: Frankie, Rahim, and Dana are sitting side by side on hard wooden chairs. Frankie glares at Rahim as Dana looks askance at him.
Rahim: You did so well with the long-winded platitudes that I decided: hey, why compete?
Alt-Text: I have never heard a Don speech quite that short, and I sincerely doubt that I ever will.
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