Panel 1: In the Davies College lobby, Wendy and the new male Asian Junior Fellow we've been seeing around a lot lately approach Marie.
Wendy: Hi! Baldwin and I are your newly elected Winter-Ball-committee co-chairs!
Panel 2: Wendy puts an arm around Baldwin, whose eyes are bulging.
Wendy:
Tomorrow, we are going to launch a forty-part electronic survey that
inquires as to your Winter-Ball-related needs, so mentally prepare
yourself for it!
Panel 3: Wendy clasps her hands in glee.
Wendy:
We're also on the food committee, the Davieswear committee, the
diversity committee, the DEF committee, and the yearbook committee.
This year, we create your fun!
Panel 4: Wendy is gone. Marie pats Baldwin, who is still staring at nothing in abject horror, on the back.
Marie: You sat next to her during the elections, didn't you?
Baldwin [in a tiny voice]: ...Mommy...
Alt-Text: I always used to find that the best place to sit at a JCR election was in another room.
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