|Monday, September 14, 2009|
|Panel 1: Marie, holding a clipboard, stands with Stella somewhere in Davies College. Wolfgang approaches them.|
Wolfgang: I demand compensation for orientation-scavenger-hunt item six.
Panel 2: Wolfgang holds up a bandage-wrapped hand.
Wolfgang: It requires us to take a picture of a group member climbing the CN Tower. I got up six feet before I fell off, broke my thumb, and was subsequently arrested.
Panel 3: Marie shows him the clipboard.
Marie: Item six requires you to take a picture of a group member touching the CN Tower.
Panel 4: Marie and Stella walk away.
Wolfgang: I demand compensation for your utilisation of a completely inadequate font size.
Marie: Have fun with item seven.
Alt-Text: I don't know that anyone has ever broken a thumb trying to climb the CN Tower during the Massey scavenger hunt, but I once spent an entire day constructing a model of the college bell tower out of toothpicks. Sanity goes out the window the minute you get that damn list.