|Wednesday, January 13, 2010|
|Panel 1: Rahim, Barbara, and Marie are sitting on the couch in the Davies College basement nook.|
Marie: Are you guys selling your talents at the auction tonight?
Rahim and Barbara: Sure.
Rahim: I'm selling a day's worth of me not saying anything cynical about the buyer.
Barbara: I'm selling a two-hour lecture on how to take eight years to earn a Ph.D.
Panel 3: Marie narrows her eyes at Rahim and Barbara.
Barbara: We don't have any real talents.
Marie: Yeah, I'm getting that.
Alt-Text: The Massey talent auction involves some actual talents and some items quite similar to those Barbara and Rahim are proposing. You needn't think no one bids on the latter, either.