Friday, January 15, 2010 |
Panel 1: In the Davies College common room, a young woman addresses a crowd of people sitting on rows of chairs. Woman: Tonight, Daves will be auctioning off their talents--artistic, musical, academic, culinary, et cetera--to benefit the children of James-Well House. Panel 2: Baldwin, wearing a suit and smirking, approaches. Woman: And now, your auctioneer: Baldwin Wing! Panel 3: Baldwin: Thank you. My job this evening will be to irritate the hell out of you while manipulating you into spending as much money as possible, but it's for a worthy cause, so yay! Panel 4: Marie is in the audience, sitting next to Frankie, who is face-palming. Marie: Is this what your life is like all the time now? Alt-Text: Frankie is a lawyer whose boyfriend is cheerfully and inappropriately honest about everything. She spends a lot of time twitching. Go to commentary |