|Thursday, April 1, 2010|
|Panel 1: In Marie's apartment, Casey gets out from under the desk in the solarium.|
Marie: You're infuriating.
Casey: You know, you're right. It's time I told you to the truth.
Casey: I am the representative of an advanced civilisation of celestial beings who long ago created the human race as the inadvertent byproduct of a lab accident.
Panel 3: Casey sweeps Marie into his arms.
Casey: Now it only remains for me to confirm the existence of your doppelgänger and make sweet love to you as we shed corporeal form, float away into the sunset, and live happily ever after.
Panel 4: Marie glares at Casey, who releases her.
Casey: ...What? The readers keep asking for resolution.
Marie: I think I hate them.
Alt-Text: Be careful what you wish for, my pretties.