Friday, September 10, 2010 |
Panel 1: In
the Davies College quadrangle, Marie is crying as Rahim stands next to
her, an arm around her. A new Junior Fellow, whose name we are about to
learn is Alix, is nearby. Rahim: I'm Rahim. Alix: Alix. Rahim: I'd like to help you out, but as you can see, my friend is having a crisis. What you need is a DEF co-chair. Panel 2: A young man and woman appear. Man 1: I'm a DEF co-chair. Woman 1: So am I. Rahim: Well, there you-- Panel 3: Four more people materialise. Woman 2: So am I! Man 2: And I! Woman 3: I'm a co-chair. Man 3: Me too. Panel 4: One more man turns up, waving frantically. Everyone crowds around, rather freaking Marie out. Rahim [to Alix]: Welcome to Davies and its devastating plague of co-chair inflation. Man 4: And me...and me! Alt-Text: This can be a real problem at Massey. I remember the year the non-resident committee had eleven (count 'em) co-chairs. I believe there were either five or six LMF co-chairs last year. This year, they're down to four. Nobody seems to remember that the LMF gets an actual committee as well. Go to commentary |