Panel 1: Baldwin and Marie sit on a couch. Baldwin rests his chin despondently on his fists as Marie pats him on the back.
Baldwin: I've lost my touch.
Marie: There, there.
Panel 2:
Baldwin: I sued to be the undisputed King of Chaos in this place. Now look at me: the Murder Game sent me to pieces. What's the use of even trying any more?
Panel 3:
Marie: April Fools' Day is coming up.
Panel 4:
Baldwin: Ooh...there's this thing I really want to do with seven thousand rubber bands and half a Volkswagen Beetle.
Marie: You're welcome.
Alt-Text: "And a large cheese pizza, and two hundred television sets, and a cow."
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