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Wednesday, December 26, 2012 |
Panel 1: In the middle of the night, Marie and Evil Marie are on a dark Toronto street, talking to a homeless man. Marie: The tentacles. Man: They were massive. I was all, like, "Hey...tentacles!" Panel 2: Marie: The tentacles. Evil Marie: Relax; he didn't see tentacles. But something must've happened. Panel 3: Marie: Which way were we going? Man [points]: That way. Exit, pursued by a squid! Panel 4: Man: I have a Ph.D. in English literature. Marie: Yeah, let's not tell Barbara about this. Alt-Text: Hey, with a Ph.D. in English, you can be an English prof! And if you don't really like research and would rather do something more creative with your time, you can be...you can be...well, let me get back to you on that one. Go to commentary |