| On Wednesday, I had fiction for you;
today, I have music. Here are my three most recent songs: "Being Watson": some thoughts on the Holmes material from Dr. Watson's perspective. "Everybody Hates Elves": a meditation (complete with kazoo solo) on why elves are just so darn annoying. "The Birthday Horror Song": I was asked to write a birthday song for something like five people, most of them horror writers. I did. |
| Friday, March 15, 2013 |
| Panel 1: Marie is in her Ph.D. defence. Examiner [off panel]: Tell us about your reliance on Johnson's theories. Marie: Well... Panel 2: Marie: ...that may relate to the peculiar condensation of the rubric's speculative elision. Panel 3: There is a pause. Panel 4: Examiner: Interesting. Marie [thinks]: It's good to know I don't need my actual brain for this. Alt-Text: The widely held belief that one needs one's brain for one's Ph.D. defence is, of course, a blatant misconception. Go to commentary |
