On Wednesday, I had fiction for you;
today, I have music. Here are my three most recent songs:
"Being
Watson": some thoughts on the Holmes material from Dr.
Watson's perspective.
"Everybody
Hates Elves": a meditation (complete with kazoo solo) on
why elves are just so darn annoying.
"The Birthday
Horror Song": I was asked to write a birthday song for
something like five people, most of them horror writers. I
did.