On Wednesday, I had fiction for you; today, I have music. Here are my three most recent songs:

"Being Watson": some thoughts on the Holmes material from Dr. Watson's perspective.

"Everybody Hates Elves": a meditation (complete with kazoo solo) on why elves are just so darn annoying.

"The Birthday Horror Song": I was asked to write a birthday song for something like five people, most of them horror writers. I did.