Saturday, September 28, 2013 |
Panel 1: In the title panel of this Sunday-style colour comic, we see part of a form. It reads: Title of Proposal: West of Bathurst Coordinator's Name: Kari Maaren Time Frame: September 28, 2013, 2-3 p.m. Materials Necessary: Rope ___ Chains [selected] Glue ___ Dagger ___ Sasquatch [selected] Feathers ___ Lead Pipe [selected] Wrench ___ Meat Pie [selected] Ja [word unfinished] Telescope ___ Bullwhip [selected] Sonic Screwdriver [selected] Xylo [word unfinished] Bird of Prey [selected] Davies Portrait [selected] Helicopter [Selected] Squi [word unfinished] Turkey Baster ___ Knitting Needles [selected] Bust of Elvis ___ Panel 2: A young white man named Ryan is sitting on the couch in the Davies College Puffy Couch Room with Baldwin and Steve. He is holding a piece of paper. Ryan: Sorry, guys...the Elvis has been stolen twice already this month. Think of something more original. Panel 3: Ryan is now sitting with two young women. Ryan: Okay, sounds good, but have you considered rappelling instead of using a ladder? Panel 4: Now it is a young man. Ryan: The problem here is that your plan depends on catching Master Ramsay standing still. I don't think it's viable. Panel 5: A shifty-looking young woman. Ryan: Lose the raccoons. Panel 6: Baldwin and Steve again. Ryan: "Stealing the Elvis blindfolded" doesn't count as originality. Panel 7: Steve and Baldwin walk away as their place is taken by a woman who looks oddly like the character Jennifer from It Never Rains, though Jennifer is still in high school at this point, so clearly, I need more character designs. Baldwin: Man, I miss the days before Ryan became the official college prank coordinator. Ryan [to not-Jennifer]: It would be better with ferrets. Alt-Text: The pranks involving Sasquatches are always the most complicated. Go to commentary |