|Friday, September 22, 2006|
|Panel 1: Blue-Haired
Woman, Marie, Casey, Barbara, and Fred walk out of the movie theatre
together. Admittedly, in the comic itself, the movie theatre is
represented by what looks like a white spotlight on a black
blackground. Still, let's just assume it's there. Marie is, incidentally, looking quite upset about something.|
Blue-Haired Woman: Good movie.
Fred: What...? No!
Blue-Haired Woman: Oh, come on. Action...romance...Brad Pitt in a Speedo...
Casey: It had no plot.
Barbara: It had no characters.
Fred: Its premise was entirely absurd.
Casey: You're pretty quiet, Marie. What do you think?
Panel 4: Marie seizes Casey by the shoulders.
Marie: I have four hundred and thirty-six pages of theory to read by tomorrow morning at ten!
Barbara: And it didn't magically erase the problems of the real world.
Alt-Text: I've been there. Not with theory, thank goodness, but with medieval romances. Yargh...