|Monday, June 15, 2007|
|Panel 1: Casey and Marie are standing in a formless void, as per usual.|
Casey: Marie...listen. If I see something on Facebook you should know about, I'll tell you.
Marie: What? You're not going to nag me to join?
Casey: No. I've figured out why you're so resistant to it.
Casey: You like your privacy...and your independence. If you were on Facebook, you would feel...exposed. You would rather be lonely than open to everyone.
Marie: Curse you, Mulligan, for seeing into--
Casey [pats Marie on the head]: The inky depths of your soul, I know.
Alt-Text: If Casey were a surgeon, he would always be going, "We don't have time to be cautious; we must plunge the scalpel DIRECTLY INTO THE HEART!"