|Monday, August 27, 2007|
|Panel 1: A tired-looking young Asian man, loaded down with a backpack and a duffel bag, slouches through Davies College's front gate.|
Panel 2: In the Porter's Lodge, the disembodied arm of the Porter hands him his room key.
Panel 3: Outside the Porter's Lodge, Marie watches as Wendy swoops down on the man and shakes his hand vigorously.
Wendy: HI! Welcome to Davies! Here's your happy fun pack! We have lots and lots of amazing stuff for you to do this week, so let's get started!
Panel 4: Marie walks away, smirking, as Wendy drags the man away.
Marie [thinks]: It's good to be in second year.
Man: Heeelllp meeeee..................
Alt-Text: <Keanu Reeves>Whoa...déjà vu.</Keanu Reeves>