|Monday, November 12, 2007|
|Panel 1: In
her Davies College bedroom, Marie, who has the flu, sits on her bed
with what is apparently her hallucination, another Marie in dark
glasses and tight black clothes. She has dubbed this other Marie Evil
Marie: What do you want?
Evil Marie: You to wake up and smell the coffee burning.
Evil Marie: Face it, Marie: you've become pathetic. You turn into a zombie once a year, and you don't even know why. You're in denial about the fact that you're falling in love with your best friend.
Marie: I am not!
Evil Marie: You're afraid to admit it! Everyone thinks you're fearless, but everything makes you afraid!
Marie: I liked it better when I was hallucinating dancing gerbils.
Evil Marie: Actually, I quite enjoyed that too.
Alt-Text: I'm not sure that I would like to hallucinate dancing gerbils. Gerbils kind of freak me out, in a cute sort of way.