|Wednesday, January 9, 2008|
|Panel 1: In the Davies College porter's lodge, the new porter, Kenneth, sits behind the desk. Marie is checking the pigeonholes for mail.|
Kenneth: Your name's Marie Dumont, right?
Panel 2: Marie, holding a couple of envelopes, turns towards Kenneth.
Kenneth: Get your bloody mail out of that pigeonhole. You've had two letters in there for almost a day; the clutter is getting on my nerves.
Panel 3: Kenneth glares at Marie.
Panel 4: Elsewhere in Davies, Marie paces and shakes a fist as Barbara looks on.
Marie: By the time you started yelling at me, I'd already taken the letters out of the box!
Barbara: That might be more effective if he weren't in a different room.
Alt-Text: Kenneth Malcolm officially changed his middle name to "Badass." He was six years old at the time.