|I am not a corporate shill. I just really like those doughnuts.|
|Wednesday, August 13, 2008|
|Panel 1: Marie and Casey are sitting at a small table in Tim Hortons, a Canadian coffee and doughnut chain. Casey is holding a doughnut.|
Marie: Gosh. This seems familiar.
Casey: I'm excited about the new maple crunch doughnut.
Marie: Okay, no. Just no. You are not getting away with the doughnut chatter this time!
Casey: It's maple, but it also has crunchy bits on top.
Casey: The perfect squishy food with an added crunchy element...how perfect is that?
Marie: Is Tim Hortons paying you to be this annoying?
Casey: Hey...do you think it would?
Alt-Text: Tim Hortons once fired a woman for giving a timbit (a small ball-shaped doughnut) away for free, so probably not.