|Monday, September 8, 2008|
|Panel 1: Marie and Casey are coming out of a movie theatre together.|
Marie: That movie was terrible.
Casey: It had redeeming qualities.
Panel 2: They walk through the lobby.
Casey: It was short.
Marie: Okay, there's one.
Casey: That's all I've got.
Marie: At least it caused procrastination.
Panel 4: They exit the building and find themselves standing in a downpour.
Marie: ...Followed, apparently, by the opportunity to drown ourselves.
Casey: I thought of another one: the theatre was dry!
Alt-Text: No one knows why, but the likelihood that the heavens will open and deluge you with pollutant-laden water increases tenfold if the movie you just saw sucked beyond all belief.