|Friday, January 23, 2009|
|Panel 1: Marie and Rahim are sitting on a couch in the Davies College common room, reading newspapers. Barbara comes up behind them.|
Barbara: Stage one is complete.
Barbara: I have used my inherent bizarreness to convince Satan I am interested in trivial matters and direct his attention away from my true aim.
Panel 3: Barbara walks away.
Barbara: In short, my Sherlock Holmes costume is going to prevent Armageddon.
Panel 4: Marie and Rahim stare after Barbara.
Marie: I want so badly to believe that she's sane.
Rahim: Life would certainly be more meaningful if she were.
Alt-Text: If Barbara doesn't become Supreme Ruler of the Universe in the not-too-distant future, I shall eat my tuque.