|Monday, April 27, 2009|
|Panel 1: Frankie is sitting on the couch in Marie's favourite nook. She glowers at Steve as he approaches.|
Steve: Uh, hi. We should talk.
Panel 2: Steve sits down beside Frankie.
Frankie: So. You're gay. Is that why you dress like a girl?
Panel 3: Steve presses a hand to his heart.
Steve: Like a girl?
Steve [shrugs]: I dress like a vegetarian Wiccan raised on Vancouver Island by folk-singing nomadic goatherds.
Frankie: I knew that, but I think I blocked it out.
Alt-Text: Let's just get this straight now: as I am from BC, I am allowed to make fun of British Columbians. As I live in Ontario, I am allowed to make fun of Ontarians. Today, it's BC's turn. And yes, my parents live on Vancouver Island and have met a family of nomadic goatherds.