|Saturday, August 8, 2009|
|Panel 1: The title panel of this Sunday-style colour comic is set up like the title screen of a Futurama episode. The title, West of Bathurst,
arcs across the blue panel in red and yellow letters. Beneath, in
smaller yellow letters, are the words, "By Kari Maaren, or so we
Panel 2: Weird Beard approaches Marie and Rahim, who are watching TV in the Davies College basement.
Weird Beard: What are you watching?
Panel 3: Weird Beard somehow manages to sit down right between Marie and Rahim. Marie glares at him.
Weird Beard: That's a strange title. Why does that woman have only one eye?
Weird Beard: Ah ha ha ha...the robot is drinking beer and belching flame! What wonderful craziness!
Weird Beard: What's with the owls? How stupid is Fry supposed to be? Why is Nixon always president in science fiction? Who's Scruffy?
Weird Beard: Wow...that was fun.
Weird Beard: I think I shall continue to sit here and talk loudly through every show you watch.
Marie: Then you can bite my shiny metal a--
Rahim: Down, Bender.
Alt-Text: Well, spluh.