|Monday, September 7, 2009|
|Panel 1: A
young Black woman with long, curly black hair pulled back in a ponytail
approaches the Davies College gates. She is carrying a duffel bag.|
Panel 2: She picks up her key from the Davies porter.
Panel 3: Outside the porter's lodge, Baldwin ambushes her as Marie watches.
Baldwin: Hide me! Hide me! My girlfriend caught me outlining her physical dimensions to a group of appreciative noobs!
Panel 4: Baldwin hides behind the young woman, whose eyes have gone huge.
Marie: Welcome to Davies, and no, this is not unusual.
Baldwin: Do you think I might fit in that duffel bag?
Alt-Text: I have known Cocker Spaniels more likely than Baldwin to learn from their mistakes.