|Friday, November 27, 2009|
|Panel 1: Somewhere in Davies College, Barbara walks past Marie.|
Barbara: Well, what?
Marie: Well, are you a doctor?
Barbara: Of course I'm a doctor.
Barbara: Conferring a doctorate on me was the fastest way for them to get me out of their lives.
Marie: Congratulations, I think.
Alt-Text: I am not at all cynical about the Ph.D. programme that chewed me up and spit me out a couple of years ago.