|Monday, September 6, 2010|
|Panel 1: Since
it is September, we're once again watching someone walk through the
Davies College gate for the first time. This year, it's a tired young
white woman with shoulder-length hair. She's carrying several bags.|
Panel 2: The woman gets her key from the porter's lodge.
Panel 3: Outside the porter's lodge, the woman overhears a conversation between Marie, Barbara, and Rahim.
Marie: ...I'm telling you, he's gone. He left his phone, and I can't find him anywhere.
Barbara: Clearly, he has returned to Hades to wrestle with eldritch abominations.
Rahim [barely under his breath]: And good frickin' riddance to the Prince of Darkness, really.
Panel 4: The young woman returns to the porter's lodge and approaches the porter, Kenneth, who doesn't look up from his newspaper as he speaks to her.
Woman: Are we on Mars?
Kenneth: Yep, absolutely.
Alt-Text: Mars is known for its inhabitants' conversations about Satan.