|Friday, April 8, 2011|
|Panel 1: Marie and Evil Marie are sitting on Marie's futon.|
Marie: No. I'm not going to do this.
Marie: I'm not going to turn into a whiny, moping little girl because some guy may have duped me. My life does not revolve around Casey Mulligan.
Evil Marie: So what are you going to do?
Marie: Whine and mope about other things, as per usual.
Evil Marie [fist-bumps Marie]: Respect.
Alt-Text: Without whining and moping, life would be a lot less interesting.