|Wednesday, May 11, 2011|
|Panel 1: Marie and Baldwin walk through the Davies College basement together.|
Marie: I like being an alum.
Baldwin: But why?
Panel 2: Weird Beard runs past, clutching the Elvis (a plaster bust of Elvis that is always being stolen by various Daves) and giggling evilly.
Panel 3: Two Junior Fellows, a woman and a man, run after Weird Beard.
Woman: Weird Beard's stolen the Elvis! The Elvis!
Man: For the love of all that's holy, stop him!
Marie: Because when something like that happens, I can just smile and walk away.
Baldwin: You can?
Alt-Text: She kind of wishes she had thought to take some incriminating photos, however.