Panel 1: In
the title panel of this Sunday-style colour comic, Elisa and Athar are
looking mischievous. In front of them is a clapperboard reading "West
of Bathurst by Kari Maaren."
Panel 2: Elisa and Athar face the reader.
Elisa: Hi...I'm Elisa.
Athar: And I'm Athar.
Elisa: We're Davies alumni.
Athar: Welcome to the college.
Panel 3:
Elisa: For some reason, we weren't asked to do a welcome video last year.
Athar: We can, however, make one this year. Free of charge!
Panel 4:
Elisa: We're not even living in Toronto, and we still dream of Davies.
Athar: Quite literally. Yesterday, I woke up screaming.
Panel 5:
Elisa: Was it the dream about the Murder Game gone horribly wrong?
Athar: No, it was the one with the senti bust of Elvis.
Panel 6:
Athar: It chased me around and around the basement, shedding chunks of plaster and howling, "You must never break the rule of courtesy! Puffy Couch Roooom!"
Elisa: Chilling.
Panel 7:
Elisa: How lucky it was only a dream.
Athar: It bore almost no resemblance to the actual time that happened.
Panel 8:
Elisa: You'll love it at Davies, which will have no effect whatsoever on your psyche.
Athar: I laugh maniacally every time I see a brick.
Panel 9: Marie, Frankie, and Baldwin are watching all this on a laptop.
Marie: They've still got it.
Frankie: Whatever "it" may be.
Alt-Text: "It"
is an indefinable quality possessed by the real Athar and Elisa. It
takes possession of the comic every time they appear. Hurrah!
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