|Ta-da: Wednesday on Friday.|
|Wednesday, December 25, 2013|
|Panel 1: Marie and Evil Marie are sitting on Marie's futon.|
Evil Marie: Okay, yeah, Beth's parents were kind of neglectful jerks. Beth loved them. I didn't get it, but whatever.
Evil Marie: I have...a thing for unwanted kids. Don't ask me why. They follow me around. Anyway, Beth was one I kept my eye on.
Evil Marie: Midwinter's my time, right? But it was summer when Beth did something stupid, like kids do, and her parents went off on her for it.
Marie: You can stop saying "Beth." I know it's me.
Evil Marie: What on earth makes you say that?
Alt-Text: Surely her clever ruse isn't so transparent as all that.
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